Valery Lacan

The things I'd see were I allowed to...
(that is: food, animals, love, and somewhat naked men)
Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.

(Source: theconsultingvillain, via betakenseriously)

shayvaalski:

mymanic:

Fuck this is the funniest thing ever

MY FUCKING HAND TO GOD I JUST TOLD THIS JOKE TO BLUE AND JACK AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE

AND BOTH OF THEM GAVE ME THE FILTHY LOOK OF “HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH AWFUL PUNS”

THEY HAD NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE IT WAS THE BEST

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via evitrron)